"I didn't mean any harm.." Hiromi whispered as Sailor Venus glared at her dangerously.  Mercury was typing in her computer for the last three hours, trying to figure out how they can return all the characters back to their show so that the senshi might have at least a tiny-little bit of chance of taking more roles in their own show.
   "Oh no!!" Sailor Mercury cried, when finally done with typing in her computer.
   "What is it?"  Mars asked, even though she wasn't really interested.
   "I cannot read what it says!! It's in Japanese!"
   "You dork!!  What do you mean you can't read Japanese?  You were born in Japan!!"
   "Hey, like we ever speak real Japanese in this fanfic!!" Mercury protested.
   "So what do we do now?" Jupiter asked.
   "We beat her up!"
   "But Mars.... All those guys are supposed to be the good guys!  We can't do that!" Jupiter stood up.  "We have to think of another way!"
   "I never said we were going to beat them up, did I?"  Mars glared at Jupiter with a deadly expression, who backed off in alarm for no reason.  "We're going to beat up Hiromi for causing all this trouble!!!"
   "But..but...."
  "Oh, what about your lazy butt?!!?" Mars was growing impatient.  She took out her Anti-evil sign, and got ready to charge.  "Let's go!!"
 "We CAN'T DO THAT!!! They're good GUYS!!!"
   "So?  If this never occured, all those good guys won't even have to be taken care of in the first place anyway!!!  I'm too busy to do a stuff like that, and Hiromi started it, so she pays!!" Sailor Mars pointed her index finger at Hiromi, who was now trembling with fear.
   "Please, I won't ever use that pen again....I swear...." Tears started to well in Hiromi's eyes as she pleaded to mercilessly
advancing Mars, to no avail.
   "Akuryou...Taisan!!!"

   "....YOU MADE ME CRY!!! On behalf of the Moon, I will punish you!!!"
  "What the...?" Ranma gaped as he leapt out just in time to avoid Sailor Moon's tiara, and spotted Darth Vader laughing.
   "Geez, and I thought you were supposed to say the word first before you attack," he mused, impressed with Ranma's incredible speed.  "Of course, not that I ever say those things."
   Sailor Moon blinked.  "Oh yeah," she finally came into realization, and her head went downward as she realized another one of her mistakes.  Tears started to form again- Darth Vader flinched as he backed against the wall.
   "You'll pay for making me cry!! Just you wait until I'm done with my spinning around!"  To get ready for Moon Tiara Action, for the next half an hour, the spinning of Sailor Moon continued. By the end, she felt dizzy, but knowing she had a destiny to fulfill...
   "Moon...Tiara...." Sailor Moon was sooooo close to finishing up her attack finally....when someone beat her to it.
   "Die!!! Angel Aid Bomb Beam!!!"
   "Oh GOD, for the thousandth times, I'm not Dark Joker!!! I'm Darth Vader!!!" Darth Vader shouted frantically as he dodged the attack by Nurse Angel Ririka.
   "Oh, shut up everyone!! Just get me back into my own story!" Meimi wailed. "I'm supposed to be stealing the painting by now!"
   "How about me?  I was about to embrace Candy!" Terius shouted in anger, but A-ko was even more upset.  "I was in the middle of a battle with V-ko!"
   "So were we, and yours is NOTHING, compared to us!!  Now how do we rescue the princess?"
   "My Idol Audition is gone to nothingness again!!!"
   "I was sooo close to my house' gate!!! Do you know HOW LONG it took me to find my way from the supermarket to my house?"
   "My HAIR!!!!" Ranma exclaimed in horror, watching his hair grow longer by the minute.  "Hurry and take me back to China!!  I need to find that hair again!"
   The shoutings seemed to go on forever- just a little update here.
  Sailor Moon and Nurse Angel Ririka kept trying to blast Darth Vader, who dodged all attacks effortlessly.  Ranma was still searching for his hair, constantly fighting off Sailor Moon and Ryouga's attacks, while Meimi tried transforming to see if she had any teleporting ability.  Terius was staring at his picture of Candy and shed tears of grief, and Yoko was looking through her magazine for another idol audition.  The rest of the people were caught up in their own thoughts as well.  Grinning, Nephrite watched them through his crystal ball in his mansion.

   "Wait a second!!! What do you mean a Crystal Ball?! He doesn't even have one!!!" Cheryl frantically cried, to no avail.
   Michell was very much reluctant.  "Well, too bad, he does now."
  "What do you think you're doing?  You put the Rainbow Crystals in...
 (Michelle muzzled her to prevent 'foreshadowing')...and that's not enough?  Why am I working with you anyway? Why me...why..poor...innocent...little..me...in this insanity?!!?!"
   "Oh, that's because I'm cool."
   "Yeah, Right!!!" Cheryl exploded.  "Hey, I'm the one who came up with this idea!!!
   Michelle: Oh, you suck!  I come up with all these weird episode ideas, though!"
   Readers: Oh, just Get back to work, you lazy authors!!!
   Cheryl, Michelle: Oh, fine. ::sniff:: Be that way.... ::sniff sniff::

   Nephrite just watched them by using one of his 'special methods' (That's better. -Cheryl), and laughed evilly.
   "It is about the time to release one of my most powerful guys......"
  He turned around and went into his bedroom.
   "Stars, gimme the power of the twins!!!"
   "Why should I???"
   Nephrite sweatdropped...... and turned around sadly.  So, the Stars are not in the mood to give me the twins today, he thought.
   'That's okay..I messed up this episode enough for today anyway.'  Then he started laughing.

   "STOP!!!" a low and husky voice called out urgently, which brought the fighting mob to a stop.
   "What...the..." Terius cursed as he turned around and found a man whose height was about 5"7, with a reddish brown hair.  He was wearing a black Tuxedo, and the cane he was holding had 'Savio187' graved on it in gold.
   "Just who the heck are you?!!?" A-ko shouted, being her noisy self.
   "I'm Sapumal the great!!!"  Sapumal shouted as he jumped from the pole he made his entrance from.  "I'm Mars' boyfriend!!!"
   The animation characters just looked at him with sweatdrops on their back, while Sapumal started passing out his business card.
   "Thank you, thank you, my e-mail address is Savio187@aol.com, and..."
   "SAPUMAL!!!!!!!!" A thunderous voice suddenly struck everyone.
   "Ooops...." Sapumal ducked under a desk that just happened to be there, as a mad-looking Cheryl approached him.
   "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!  WHO GAVE YOU THE PERMISSION TO BE HERE ANYWAY?!!"
   "Um..Cheryl?"  Michelle poked Cheryl by her side, but was ignored.
   "Michelle's been torturing me enough with her insanity and amazon-symptom!!!  And that's not good enough and you have to be part of my totally screwed-up life..just..why..?  WHY ME?  WHY POOR, LITTLE, INNOCENT ME?!!!!"
   "We talked about this already!!! And you said it was okay for him to be here!"
   Blink, blink.  "Oh, I did?  How was I supposed to know that?"
  Cheryl replied back to Michelle's cry in the most innocent way possible, while Michelle murmured, "I think somebody just died now..."
   "Oh, by the way, Sapumal, we didn't expect you to be here... this episode is too long, so why don't you come over later?"  Michelle felt sorry for Sapumal and showed it with a nervous movement.
   "Oh, okay..."  with a very disappointed look on his face, Sapumal left the episode and a short silence followed.  Darth Vader wondered outloud, "Who the heck was that??!!!?"
   "Oh, that's a pen-pal friend of mine and Michelle's," Cheryl replied. "He's real nice, and we had some conversation about you with him before.
  Why, he even used one of your quote to describe a fighting scene of Michelle and I!  'Sister.  So, you have a twin sister'...you know, from the Return of the Jedi, Dork Vad-"
   "DARTH Vader!!!!!!" Both Michelle and Dork Va- um, Darth Vader- shouted even before Cheryl could finish. But Cheryl couldn't care less.
   "Oh, that's your problem."
   Michelle, ever the greatest Darth Vader fan, was not happy with Cheryl's quote.  "Oh, DOH on you!!!!" she managed to shout through her trembling-with-anger self.
   "What..the..." the anime characters watched helplessly as Michelle and Cheryl kept arguing.  This was more than anyone could take......

   There was already lots of confusion going around- Mars snatched the drawings off of now-dumb Hiromi's hands and stuffed them under her skirt- the Sailor Senshi stared at her in puzzlement.
   "What..the..." Venus managed to sputter.
   "I need coals in the temple for the Sacred Fire!" Mars explained.
   "Oh, for your lame visions?  You never get them right anyway!"
   "Watch your mouth, Jupiter!"  All of a sudden a red rose embedded itself next to Mars, and the senshi looked up to find Tuxedo Kamen.
   "Is what thou hath said true about the magic pen?"  Tuxedo stared at Luna with great interest, and having received a positive answer, rubbed his hands greedily in anticipation.
   "Oh, forget it!  This episode is too long already......" Luna grumbled as she took off her sunglasses to clean it.  "Mars, go ahead
and burn it. I can even hear the authors complaining."
   "Hey, you're not supposed to know that solution until I tell you!" Mercury protested, but Venus seemed content.  "Yeah, like, by the end of this century, you'll really finish the trnaslating, you know?"
  "Okay, here it goes,"  Mars literally flew to her temple and put the papers in where the sacred fire was burning.  It burned- as it did, so did Hiromi's pen, and all the characters disapppeared along with the two authors.  The senshi didn't get greedy anymore and lived happily ever after until Queen Beryl felt like bugging Nephrite again.

   Michelle:  I know it's a crappy ending, but it really was getting long and stuff.  Also, I guess some people should be wondering what in the world Sailor Jupiter and Venus are doing here... since the title is 'An Animated Mess', I thought I'll put them as a part of the story to mess up the episode even more.