90. Chikyuu houkai no yokan? Nazono shinsenshi shutsugen
        
        Rei fitfully turned in her sleep. She could feel the stirrings of a vision in her mind, except that it seemed worse.. or perhaps more powerful than anything else she'd seen in her life.
        Tokyo was burning. In the distance, she could hear the two authors talking... about something more horrifying than life... Rei turned to look behind her and screamed. Moon, Mercury, Jupiter, and Venus were there, frozen in stone, unable to do anything about the black tornado that tore up the city.
        "DAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! It's... it's..." she stammered, shying away, "It's ANOTHER author! THE WORLD IS DOOMED!"
        The new author clenched a fist and whacked her with a frying pan. Rei sweatdropped and fell unconscious.
        "Um... don't you think that was a bit violent?" Cheryl asked.
        "I wouldn't worry about it. She seems to fit the part well," Michelle answered.
        The new author, still fuming, muttered something about evil senshi and SM:TMT. "Couldn't you have found some *other* characters to be the senshi?"
        Michelle held up her hands in despair. "Sorry, Meeshy, we've got to keep the contracts until they expire..."
        "We do?"
        The other two looked at Cheryl while she sweatdropped. "Well, I meant, of course we do! I mean, it's not like the world is going to be a better place or anything without the senshi..."
        "But couldn't we at least find someone who could do Mars's part some justice?!?!"
        The authors sighed and started setting the scene for Rei's next vision. When she suddenly woke up, Tokyo was burning (again) and it looked like the world was in danger (as usual). She gasped and looked up into the firey sky.
        A four-pointed crystal floated in the air above her. Rei felt the power eminating from it, and knew that this was her chance to save the world. "You're the Messiah," she shouted up to the air. "Destroy the senshi and make me the star- ow!!" she cried, rubbing her head while glaring at the authors who had just whacked her. "I meant..."
        The crystal shattered into three fragments and disappeared, and Rei fearfully turned around. The black tornado smashed into the petrified senshi, as Rei heard a dark voice echoing from the center of the tornado, "Ai no seigi no, sailor fuku bishoujo senshi, Sailor Chibi-Moon!!!"
        Rei mercifully passed out before she could witness the sugar fight.

        Her eyes opened, and Rei heard a horrid sound right by her ear. "Get offa me, you pervert!!" she cried, sending a startled Usagi flying.
        "Hey! I was dreaming here!"
        "Yeah, sure, whatever." The others rolled their eyes and started to wake up.
        "Okay, you guys," a smiling Ami cheerily said. "Time to study!"
        "Eh... studying? What's that?" Usagi asked.
        "Couldn't we just find some bad guys to beat up instead?"
        "Great idea!" Minako agreed. "That way you guys can get killed off and I'll become the star of the show!"
        The others glared at her and started to beat her up. Mako noticed that Rei hadn't joined in for once. "Rei? What's wrong? Why aren't you trying to become the star of the show?"
        "Eh... nothing's wrong..." the black-haired girl stammered, thinking about her dream. For the sake of world peace, I must become the star of the show! she thought to herself. But if I do... the pink-haired monster might appear...

        Meanwhile, the creepy Death Busters music came on. A creepy, dark mansion with squeaky doors and creaking floors stood behind a creepy-looking sign painted in blood that read: DEATH BUSTERS SECRET HIDEOUT.
        "Kaolinite!" an old man screeched. "GET DOWN HERE!!!"
        I woman with reddish-pink hair (to support her evilness) appeared out of the shadows. "Yes, Professor Tomoe?"
        "Look what you've done to my house!!!" he wailed.
        "I just did a bit of redecorating," she innocently replied.
        "Whatever it is, quit turning off the lights so I can actually SEE what daimons I'm making! You don't want me to make one that will actually FIND the pure hearts, do you?!?! We'll be out of work in no time, if we get the Holy Grail! So quit screwing around with my lab!!"
        "Umm... okay..." she agreed, crossing her fingers behind her back.
        "And another thing," the old man relentlessly continued, "why did you go around messing with the doors and floors? I just got this place refurnished last week!"
        "It is an evil guy's hideout," she insisted. "I even spent all my time trying to create a wonderfully creepy sign for our place. It's written in blood, too!"
        "Wha- blood?!?!" Tomoe shouted, and dashed to his daimon-constructing lab, where several empty cans of blood lay strewn about the room. "You idiot!!! You've used up all the daimon blood! How can we build daimons now?!?!"
        "Um... well..." The redhead thought for a moment, left the room, then returned with an egg in her hand. Holding a jar labeled "DAIMON-MAKING STUFF", she stuck the egg in, shook it around a bit, then yanked it out. "There. One daimon egg, all ready to infect something and look for heart crystals."
        The professor paused for a moment, reflecting on what had just happened. Then he smiled. "Brilliant. Just brilliant," he said, and Kaolinite broke into a grin. "I KNEW that I was the smartest, the GREATEST of all the Death Busters! With these daimon eggs that I have created, I can get all three talismans and Holy Grail from those pitifully pure heart crystals! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
        Kaolinite gently put the egg on the table, then started beating the crap out of the demented professor.

        Usagi peered intently on the paper, then scratched her head and peered some more. Cheryl suddenly appeared and whacked her. "What do you think you're doing?!?! You're holding up the fanfic!"
        "It's not my fault that I can't make sense out of these scribbles! How could anyone expect me to read this thing?!?!" she wailed as the windows around her shattered.
        "Daaah!! Okay, okay, shut up already and I'll read the test out loud!!!" Cheryl grabbed the paper out of her hand and began reading for her life. She frowned and flipped it over, as the girl who (unfortunately) was also known as Sailor Moon had been reading it upside-down, then suddenly paled as she realized what it said. "Um... er..."
        "Will you get on with it already?!?!" Michelle demanded, whacking Cheryl. "Now you're the one holding up the fanfic!!!"
        "Eh... you see, I can't exactly read this..."
        "WHY NOT?!?!?!"
        The first author was cowering under Michelle's terrifying, god-like figure towering over her. "Well... here 'ya go!" she cried, threw the paper in her face and ran off.
        Michelle picked it up in wonder and read it out loud. "1.) Michelle was walking down the street slacking off and pigging out, even though she was supposed to be working on a really, really, really big SM:TMT project, when she decided to terrify every person on the street by impersonating Chibi-Usa..." The author froze at that moment, then began to fume as the test burst into flames in her hands.
        "My test!" Usagi shouted. "Hey!" She looked over at the author, who reached into nowhere and dragged Cheryl back into the scene.
        "I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!!" she protested. "IT'S ALL MEESHY'S FAULT!!"
        A third author suddenly burst into the scene, and Usagi shrank back in horror. "My fault?!?!" she said.
        "I didn't do it!" Cheryl shouted. "Honestly!!"
        "So then, who did do it?" Michelle pressed.
        Suddenly there was an echoing of evil laughter, something even worse than Zoicite's, Kodachi's, and evan Naga's combined. (First season of SM, Ranma 1/2, and Slayers- especially Slayers Special...- ~_~;; -Cheryl) "I wrote it. You dare not invite my blessing to the next season?" the voice asked, with a hint of anger.
        The three authors stumbled over each other trying to get away. "It's Naoko Takeuchi-sama, the Goddess of SM Fanfic Writing..." Meeshy whispered. "How come you didn't invite her to the episode?"
        The other two sweatdropped. "Eh.. invite her? That was her job!" they said in unison. The other sighed and sweatdropped.
        "Because of this indignity," the voice continued, "I will curse your fanfic with the most horrid punishment ever: you have to live with ChibiMoon being in the series! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!"
        All three authors were already having nightmares about the pink-haired brat suddenly showing up. They made themselves vanish in a matter of seconds, and Usagi and the rest of the students had already fled by the time Naoko Takeuchi-sama had appeared. "MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" the goddess continued, unaware that everyone had already gone. "MWHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHA!! MWAHA-haaaack, *cough, cough* wheeze..."

        Usagi skipped down the street, wondering what she would tell her parents. "Hi, Mom, I don't have my test or my score because some author came and burned it," she told herself. Then she brightened up. "Of COURSE she'd believe it!! Any decent mother would!!"
        Suddenly she fell flat on her face as someone ran her over from behind. "Move it, kid!" the red-haired figure yelled behind her, carrying a daimon egg.
        "Hey! You can't do this to me!" Usagi shouted back, raising a fist at the woman. "I'm the Moon Princess!!" Suddenly another figure knocked her over, and Usagi looked up to see the newest author, Meeshy, chasing after the other woman.
        "Kaolinite!! How could you lose the @#$@#?!! daimon egg?!?!"
        Meanwhile, Rei was plodding along, as Kaolinte and Meeshy ran right past her. How could this have happened?!?! she thought. Why is it that I have to be the one to see the brat coming? While she was distracted, Cheryl suddenly appeared behind her and shoved her into the frantically running Usagi. "Oooff!!" Both girls saw stars, although there were a few frogs and cows dancing around as well. (courtesy of yours truly- Cheryl) "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!" Rei screeched.
        "It wasn't my fault!!" Usagi whacked Rei out of the way and continued chasing after Kaolinite and Meeshy again, as Michelle and Cheryl leaned against a nearby wall sweatdropping.
        "This @#$??!! script isn't working!!!" Michelle cursed.
        "This @#$??!! fanfic isn't working!!!" Cheryl cursed. Both of them were upset that Naoko Takeuchi-sama had decided to bring Chibi-Usa into the world.
        The two authors spied Mamoru walking innocently down the street, then suddenly decided to vent their frustration by beating the crap out of him.

        Meanwhile, Rei was at the Hikawa Shrine praying. "Oh Great Fire... pretty please banish Chibi-Usa from the rest of the season... please stop her from coming..." Suddenly Kaolinite rushed into the room and knocked Rei over.
        "Grrr... where's that @#?!! pure heart when I need it... It's bad enough that the first daimon egg got lost..." she muttered, then ran out again.
        Rei dizzily got up. "It's a SIGN!" she said, brightening. "It proves that I can save the world! It's my destiny!!" She ran outside and shoved Makoto, Minako, and Ami out of her way, running after Kaolinite.
        Kaolinite stuck the second daimon egg into a nearby tree and ran off. "Noooo!!!" Rei cried. "Tell me how I should become the star of the show!"
        Suddenly the tree shook around, trying to spit out the daimon egg that Kaolinite had so rudely jammed into it's trunk. The daimon suddenly erupted from the tree, becoming a tree-like figure with legs. Except then it couldn't decide whether it should be a tree or a daimon, so it kept changing shape. "Must... get... heart... crystal..." it gasped.
        Meeshy suddenly materialized next to the tree and whacked it with her BiC pen. "You're a daimon, not a tree! Can't you get the script right?!?!"
        "It's not my fault..."
        Usagi was running by when she heard the author's voice. "Aha! The other person who ran me over!" She quickly transformed. "Moon something-or- other-power, make-up!" she cried. Then she didn't transform. "@#$!?!! Duracell batteries," she muttered. "I should've stuck to Energizer..." She walked over to a nearby electrical socket and plugged her brooch in. "Moon whatever power, make-up!" The flashy lights glowed around her as she did her normal display of twists and turns, and meanwhile Tokyo was facing its biggest blackout since the Dark Kingdom tried to take over in the first season.
        Sailor Moon tried to jump up onto the wall, but overdid it and fell flat on her face on the other side. Meeshy, Rei, the daimon, and the other girls sweatdropped. She stood up and tried to salvage her nonexistent dignity. "Stop there, evildoer! In the name of love and justice, I am Sailor Moon! In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!!"
        Everyone sweatdropped. "But I haven't done anything evil yet," the daimon protested.
        "No, not you, you're innocent," Moon replied. "I mean her."
        Meeshy sweatdropped. "Um... I'm Meeshy, the 3rd child and the pilot of Unit 1... er, I meant, I'm the third SM:TMT author." (Evangelion. -Cheryl)
        Rei's eyes grew wide. "The vision's coming true? A third author and Chibi-Usa?!?!"
        Meeshy sweatdropped and Moon shrank back. "Don't say that! It's bad luck!" Moon then sweatdropped as the daimon grabbed her brooch and studied the Imperium Silver Crystal with a looking glass. "My, my, not too bad quality, here..." Suddenly she realized she was un-transforming, because the daimon had the crystal. "What the-" Then she froze. "-Eht tahw." Her uniform began dissolving and she turned as she untransformed. (in reverse, naturally. ^_^;; -Cheryl) "Pu ekam -rewop latsyrc noom!" Sailor Moon finally finished reverting to Usagi, then burst into tears. "MOMMY!!!"
        The daimon politely handed the crystal back to Usagi while the other girls burst into laughter. It then turned to Rei, who was annoyed that Usagi had taken up so much of HER air time. "I need to see your heart crystal now."
        "Why mine?!?! Get your own heart crystal!!!"
        "But you have a pure heart. I need to see if there's a talisman in there."
        Rei turned red. "Why... you... PERVERT!" she cried, whacking it over the head with a frying pan. "How DARE you say such things like that!" The daimon sweatdropped.
        "Hey, how come she gets to have a pure heart? Mine's pure too!" Usagi cried. "Take mine instead!"
        "No!" Minako cried. "Take mine, hers is too lame to be pure!"
        Rei blanched. She just couldn't let the others top her off. "Take mine!" she shouted to the heavily sweatdropping daimon. "It's my turn and I've got the purest heart crystal of them all! MWAHAHAHA!!!"
        Then suddenly all three authors appeared and dragged the confused daimon offstage. "It wasn't my fault, really!" it wailed. "I wasn't ready, and then those stupid Death Busters lost the real daimon egg, and then I had to go here, and then..."
        Michelle rolled her eyes as Rei continued laughing evilly because she had the purest heart crystal (or so she thought). She whacked the black-haired girl on the back, and suddenly her heart crystal came flying out.
        Then two other mysterious senshi appeared from nowhere and picked up the heart crystal. One of them shook it around, trying to get a talisman to come out of it. "Man! This one isn't a talisman carrier."
        "That's not fair!" the other complained. "And we didn't even get to fight in this episode! We'd better be paid extra for this, big time!"
        "Hey! Gimme my heart crystal back!" Rei shouted.
        "Um... Rei... you're supposed to act dead," Michelle reminded.
        The girl sweatdropped. "Stupid script..." she muttered, before falling to the ground. The other senshi began to celebrate, because another rival to be the star of the show was gone and they'd have more air time, but suddenly she got up again. "Will you at least give me my heart crystal back?!?!"
        The second new senshi sweatdropped. "But I could sell this for big money, you know..."
        Meeshy suddenly stepped forward. "Give the heart crystals back, otherwise you'll have to live with ChibiMoon when she comes," she threatened.
        The two mysterious senshi blanched, tossed the heart crystal back to Rei, and ran off. All the others sweatdropped. Usagi burst into tears again. "It's not fair! After all these stupid fights I should be princess and marry my Mamo-chan but then now there are all these other stupid senshi and authors here to take all my air time..."
        The senshi and authors alike covered their ears and ran away while she continued to wail hideously. "Waaaaaaaahhhhhhh....."


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