Her eyes opened, and Rei heard a horrid sound right by her ear. "Get offa me, you
pervert!!" she cried, sending a startled Usagi flying.
"Hey! I was dreaming here!"
"Yeah, sure, whatever." The others rolled their eyes and started to wake up.
"Okay, you guys," a smiling Ami cheerily said. "Time to study!"
"Eh... studying? What's that?" Usagi asked.
"Couldn't we just find some bad guys to beat up instead?"
"Great idea!" Minako agreed. "That way you guys can get killed off and I'll become
the star of the show!"
The others glared at her and started to beat her up. Mako noticed that Rei hadn't
joined in for once. "Rei? What's wrong? Why aren't you trying to become the star of the
show?"
"Eh... nothing's wrong..." the black-haired girl stammered, thinking about her dream.
For the sake of world peace, I must become the star of the show! she thought to herself.
But if I do... the pink-haired monster might appear...
Meanwhile, the creepy Death Busters music came on. A creepy, dark mansion with
squeaky doors and creaking floors stood behind a creepy-looking sign painted in blood
that read: DEATH BUSTERS SECRET HIDEOUT.
"Kaolinite!" an old man screeched. "GET DOWN HERE!!!"
I woman with reddish-pink hair (to support her evilness) appeared out of the shadows.
"Yes, Professor Tomoe?"
"Look what you've done to my house!!!" he wailed.
"I just did a bit of redecorating," she innocently replied.
"Whatever it is, quit turning off the lights so I can actually SEE what daimons I'm
making! You don't want me to make one that will actually FIND the pure hearts, do you?!?!
We'll be out of work in no time, if we get the Holy Grail! So quit screwing around with
my lab!!"
"Umm... okay..." she agreed, crossing her fingers behind her back.
"And another thing," the old man relentlessly continued, "why did you go around
messing with the doors and floors? I just got this place refurnished last week!"
"It is an evil guy's hideout," she insisted. "I even spent all my time
trying to create a wonderfully creepy sign for our place. It's written in blood, too!"
"Wha- blood?!?!" Tomoe shouted, and dashed to his daimon-constructing lab, where
several empty cans of blood lay strewn about the room. "You idiot!!! You've used up all
the daimon blood! How can we build daimons now?!?!"
"Um... well..." The redhead thought for a moment, left the room, then returned
with an egg in her hand. Holding a jar labeled "DAIMON-MAKING STUFF", she stuck the
egg in, shook it around a bit, then yanked it out. "There. One daimon egg, all ready
to infect something and look for heart crystals."
The professor paused for a moment, reflecting on what had just happened. Then
he smiled. "Brilliant. Just brilliant," he said, and Kaolinite broke into a grin. "I
KNEW that I was the smartest, the GREATEST of all the Death Busters! With these daimon
eggs that I have created, I can get all three talismans and Holy Grail from those pitifully
pure heart crystals! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Kaolinite gently put the egg on the table, then started beating the crap out of
the demented professor.
Usagi peered intently on the paper, then scratched her head and peered some more.
Cheryl suddenly appeared and whacked her. "What do you think you're doing?!?! You're
holding up the fanfic!"
"It's not my fault that I can't make sense out of these scribbles! How could
anyone expect me to read this thing?!?!" she wailed as the windows around her shattered.
"Daaah!! Okay, okay, shut up already and I'll read the test out loud!!!" Cheryl
grabbed the paper out of her hand and began reading for her life. She frowned and flipped
it over, as the girl who (unfortunately) was also known as Sailor Moon had been reading
it upside-down, then suddenly paled as she realized what it said. "Um... er..."
"Will you get on with it already?!?!" Michelle demanded, whacking Cheryl. "Now
you're the one holding up the fanfic!!!"
"Eh... you see, I can't exactly read this..."
"WHY NOT?!?!?!"
The first author was cowering under Michelle's terrifying, god-like figure
towering over her. "Well... here 'ya go!" she cried, threw the paper in her face and
ran off.
Michelle picked it up in wonder and read it out loud. "1.) Michelle was walking
down the street slacking off and pigging out, even though she was supposed to be working
on a really, really, really big SM:TMT project, when she decided to terrify every person
on the street by impersonating Chibi-Usa..." The author froze at that moment, then began
to fume as the test burst into flames in her hands.
"My test!" Usagi shouted. "Hey!" She looked over at the author, who reached
into nowhere and dragged Cheryl back into the scene.
"I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!!" she protested. "IT'S ALL MEESHY'S
FAULT!!"
A third author suddenly burst into the scene, and Usagi shrank back in horror.
"My fault?!?!" she said.
"I didn't do it!" Cheryl shouted. "Honestly!!"
"So then, who did do it?" Michelle pressed.
Suddenly there was an echoing of evil laughter, something even worse than
Zoicite's, Kodachi's, and evan Naga's combined. (First season of SM, Ranma 1/2,
and Slayers- especially Slayers Special...- ~_~;; -Cheryl) "I wrote it. You dare
not invite my blessing to the next season?" the voice asked, with a hint of anger.
The three authors stumbled over each other trying to get away. "It's
Naoko Takeuchi-sama, the Goddess of SM Fanfic Writing..." Meeshy whispered. "How
come you didn't invite her to the episode?"
The other two sweatdropped. "Eh.. invite her? That was her job!"
they said in unison. The other sighed and sweatdropped.
"Because of this indignity," the voice continued, "I will curse your fanfic
with the most horrid punishment ever: you have to live with ChibiMoon being in the
series! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!"
All three authors were already having nightmares about the pink-haired brat
suddenly showing up. They made themselves vanish in a matter of seconds, and Usagi
and the rest of the students had already fled by the time Naoko Takeuchi-sama had
appeared. "MWAHAHAHAHA!!!" the goddess continued, unaware that everyone had already
gone. "MWHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHA!! MWAHA-haaaack, *cough, cough* wheeze..."
Usagi skipped down the street, wondering what she would tell her parents.
"Hi, Mom, I don't have my test or my score because some author came and burned it,"
she told herself. Then she brightened up. "Of COURSE she'd believe it!! Any
decent mother would!!"
Suddenly she fell flat on her face as someone ran her over from behind.
"Move it, kid!" the red-haired figure yelled behind her, carrying a daimon egg.
"Hey! You can't do this to me!" Usagi shouted back, raising a fist at
the woman. "I'm the Moon Princess!!" Suddenly another figure knocked her over,
and Usagi looked up to see the newest author, Meeshy, chasing after the other
woman.
"Kaolinite!! How could you lose the @#$@#?!! daimon egg?!?!"
Meanwhile, Rei was plodding along, as Kaolinte and Meeshy ran right past
her. How could this have happened?!?! she thought. Why is it that I have
to be the one to see the brat coming? While she was distracted, Cheryl suddenly
appeared behind her and shoved her into the frantically running Usagi. "Oooff!!"
Both girls saw stars, although there were a few frogs and cows dancing around
as well. (courtesy of yours truly- Cheryl) "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!"
Rei screeched.
"It wasn't my fault!!" Usagi whacked Rei out of the way and continued
chasing after Kaolinite and Meeshy again, as Michelle and Cheryl leaned against
a nearby wall sweatdropping.
"This @#$??!! script isn't working!!!" Michelle cursed.
"This @#$??!! fanfic isn't working!!!" Cheryl cursed. Both of them were
upset that Naoko Takeuchi-sama had decided to bring Chibi-Usa into the world.
The two authors spied Mamoru walking innocently down the street, then
suddenly decided to vent their frustration by beating the crap out of him.
Meanwhile, Rei was at the Hikawa Shrine praying. "Oh Great Fire...
pretty please banish Chibi-Usa from the rest of the season... please stop
her from coming..." Suddenly Kaolinite rushed into the room and knocked
Rei over.
"Grrr... where's that @#?!! pure heart when I need it... It's bad
enough that the first daimon egg got lost..." she muttered, then ran out again.
Rei dizzily got up. "It's a SIGN!" she said, brightening. "It proves
that I can save the world! It's my destiny!!" She ran outside and
shoved Makoto, Minako, and Ami out of her way, running after Kaolinite.
Kaolinite stuck the second daimon egg into a nearby tree and ran off.
"Noooo!!!" Rei cried. "Tell me how I should become the star of the show!"
Suddenly the tree shook around, trying to spit out the daimon egg
that Kaolinite had so rudely jammed into it's trunk. The daimon suddenly
erupted from the tree, becoming a tree-like figure with legs. Except then
it couldn't decide whether it should be a tree or a daimon, so it kept
changing shape. "Must... get... heart... crystal..." it gasped.
Meeshy suddenly materialized next to the tree and whacked it with
her BiC pen. "You're a daimon, not a tree! Can't you get the script right?!?!"
"It's not my fault..."
Usagi was running by when she heard the author's voice. "Aha! The
other person who ran me over!" She quickly transformed. "Moon something-or-
other-power, make-up!" she cried. Then she didn't transform. "@#$!?!! Duracell
batteries," she muttered. "I should've stuck to Energizer..." She walked over
to a nearby electrical socket and plugged her brooch in. "Moon whatever power,
make-up!" The flashy lights glowed around her as she did her normal display
of twists and turns, and meanwhile Tokyo was facing its biggest blackout since
the Dark Kingdom tried to take over in the first season.
Sailor Moon tried to jump up onto the wall, but overdid it and fell
flat on her face on the other side. Meeshy, Rei, the daimon, and the other
girls sweatdropped. She stood up and tried to salvage her nonexistent dignity.
"Stop there, evildoer! In the name of love and justice, I am Sailor Moon! In
the name of the Moon, I will punish you!!"
Everyone sweatdropped. "But I haven't done anything evil yet," the daimon
protested.
"No, not you, you're innocent," Moon replied. "I mean her."
Meeshy sweatdropped. "Um... I'm Meeshy, the 3rd child and the pilot
of Unit 1... er, I meant, I'm the third SM:TMT author." (Evangelion. -Cheryl)
Rei's eyes grew wide. "The vision's coming true? A third author
and Chibi-Usa?!?!"
Meeshy sweatdropped and Moon shrank back. "Don't say that! It's bad
luck!" Moon then sweatdropped as the daimon grabbed her brooch and studied the
Imperium Silver Crystal with a looking glass. "My, my, not too bad quality, here..."
Suddenly she realized she was un-transforming, because the daimon had the crystal.
"What the-" Then she froze. "-Eht tahw." Her uniform began dissolving and she
turned as she untransformed. (in reverse, naturally. ^_^;; -Cheryl) "Pu ekam -rewop
latsyrc noom!" Sailor Moon finally finished reverting to Usagi, then burst into
tears. "MOMMY!!!"
The daimon politely handed the crystal back to Usagi while the other girls
burst into laughter. It then turned to Rei, who was annoyed that Usagi had taken up
so much of HER air time. "I need to see your heart crystal now."
"Why mine?!?! Get your own heart crystal!!!"
"But you have a pure heart. I need to see if there's a talisman in there."
Rei turned red. "Why... you... PERVERT!" she cried, whacking it over the
head with a frying pan. "How DARE you say such things like that!" The daimon
sweatdropped.
"Hey, how come she gets to have a pure heart? Mine's pure too!" Usagi
cried. "Take mine instead!"
"No!" Minako cried. "Take mine, hers is too lame to be pure!"
Rei blanched. She just couldn't let the others top her off. "Take
mine!" she shouted to the heavily sweatdropping daimon. "It's my turn and I've got
the purest heart crystal of them all! MWAHAHAHA!!!"
Then suddenly all three authors appeared and dragged the confused daimon
offstage. "It wasn't my fault, really!" it wailed. "I wasn't ready, and then
those stupid Death Busters lost the real daimon egg, and then I had to go here,
and then..."
Michelle rolled her eyes as Rei continued laughing evilly because she had
the purest heart crystal (or so she thought). She whacked the black-haired girl
on the back, and suddenly her heart crystal came flying out.
Then two other mysterious senshi appeared from nowhere and picked up the
heart crystal. One of them shook it around, trying to get a talisman to come out
of it. "Man! This one isn't a talisman carrier."
"That's not fair!" the other complained. "And we didn't even get to fight
in this episode! We'd better be paid extra for this, big time!"
"Hey! Gimme my heart crystal back!" Rei shouted.
"Um... Rei... you're supposed to act dead," Michelle reminded.
The girl sweatdropped. "Stupid script..." she muttered, before falling to
the ground. The other senshi began to celebrate, because another rival to be the
star of the show was gone and they'd have more air time, but suddenly she got up
again. "Will you at least give me my heart crystal back?!?!"
The second new senshi sweatdropped. "But I could sell this for big money,
you know..."
Meeshy suddenly stepped forward. "Give the heart crystals back, otherwise
you'll have to live with ChibiMoon when she comes," she threatened.
The two mysterious senshi blanched, tossed the heart crystal back to Rei,
and ran off. All the others sweatdropped. Usagi burst into tears again.
"It's not fair! After all these stupid fights I should be princess and marry
my Mamo-chan but then now there are all these other stupid senshi and authors here
to take all my air time..."
The senshi and authors alike covered their ears and ran away while she
continued to wail hideously. "Waaaaaaaahhhhhhh....."
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